"Thousands of years ago, cats were worshipped as gods.
Cats have never forgotten this." - Anonymous
"Managing programmers is like herding cats. " - Dave Platt
"Do not meddle in the affairs of cats, for they are subtle and will piss on your computer. " - Bruce Graham
"There is no snooze button on a cat who wants breakfast." - Unknown
"Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow." - Jeff Valdez
"In a cat's eye, all things belong to cats." - English proverb
"As every cat owner knows, nobody owns a cat." - Ellen Perry Berkeley
"One cat just leads to another." - Ernest Hemingway
"Dogs come when they're called, cats take a message and get back to you later." - Joseph Wood Krutch
"People who hate cats will come back as mice in their next life." - Faith Resnick
"Time spent with cats is never wasted." - Colette
"He who dislikes the cat was, in his former life... a rat" - Chinese proverb
"There are many intelligent species in the universe. They are all owned by cats." - Anonymous
"I have studied many philosophers and many cats. The wisdom of cats is infinitely superior." - Hippolyte Taine
"No Heaven will not ever Heaven be; Unless my cats are there to welcome me." - Unknown
"There are two means of refuge from the miseries of life: music and cats." - Albert Schweitzer
"The cat has too much spirit to have no heart." - Ernest Menaul
"Dogs believe they are human. Cats believe they are God." - Unknown
"There is no such thing as an ugly cat." - Colette
"Some people say that cats are sneaky, evil and cruel. True, and they have many other fine qualities, as well." - Missy Dizick
"Cats seem to go on the principle that it never does any harm to ask for what you want." - Joseph Wood Krutch
"You will always be lucky if you know how to make friends with strange cats." - Colonial American proverb
"I got rid of my husband. The cat was allergic." - Unknown
"My husband said it was him or the cat . . . . .I miss him sometimes." - Unknown
"Cats aren't clean - they're just covered with cat spit." - Anonymous
