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"Thousands of years ago, cats were worshipped as gods. Cats have never forgotten this." - Anonymous

"Managing programmers is like herding cats. " - Dave Platt

"Do not meddle in the affairs of cats, for they are subtle and will piss on your computer. " - Bruce Graham

"There is no snooze button on a cat who wants breakfast." - Unknown

"Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow." - Jeff Valdez

"In a cat's eye, all things belong to cats." - English proverb

"As every cat owner knows, nobody owns a cat." - Ellen Perry Berkeley

"One cat just leads to another." - Ernest Hemingway

"Dogs come when they're called, cats take a message and get back to you later." - Joseph Wood Krutch

"People who hate cats will come back as mice in their next life." - Faith Resnick

"Time spent with cats is never wasted." - Colette

"He who dislikes the cat was, in his former life... a rat" - Chinese proverb

"There are many intelligent species in the universe. They are all owned by cats." - Anonymous

"I have studied many philosophers and many cats. The wisdom of cats is infinitely superior." - Hippolyte Taine

"No Heaven will not ever Heaven be; Unless my cats are there to welcome me." - Unknown

"There are two means of refuge from the miseries of life: music and cats." - Albert Schweitzer

"The cat has too much spirit to have no heart." - Ernest Menaul

"Dogs believe they are human. Cats believe they are God." - Unknown

"There is no such thing as an ugly cat." - Colette

"Some people say that cats are sneaky, evil and cruel. True, and they have many other fine qualities, as well." - Missy Dizick

"Cats seem to go on the principle that it never does any harm to ask for what you want." - Joseph Wood Krutch

"You will always be lucky if you know how to make friends with strange cats." - Colonial American proverb

"I got rid of my husband. The cat was allergic." - Unknown

"My husband said it was him or the cat . . . . .I miss him sometimes." - Unknown

"Cats aren't clean - they're just covered with cat spit." - Anonymous

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